Frequently Asked Questions
What Is Your "Mastro-Distro" and How Can I Use This For My Business Growth?
I AM so thrilled to announce our super ultra secret weapon to uplift baby 🍼 businesses of New England which is my Master Email (i.e. Lead) Distribution File, or the infamous Mastro-Distro .XLS. This Excel spreadsheet with the help of basic email can easily network your name out to as many other businesses as possible for the purpose of sharing exclusive deals and opportunities with primarily New England businesses—we bring money back to New England! Monthly Q.C. revisions are forever available to child sponsors for just $3.16.


What Is Your Love Map and Are There Financial Perks to Sponsoring a Child?
When you sponsor an orphan of the Robert Love foundation we offer you an opportunity to be added to our community Love Map. This can promote your name or business within our network and help to increase your profitability. I cannot guarantee that every gift contributor will receive a placeholder on our Love Map, but my goal is to include all faithful organizations to the benefit of our Good Neighbors and to highly discourage selfish business practices. As bonuses you may earn commission and receive free New England marketing!


Sponsor's Earn 20% on Referrals
Marketing Terms and Conditions Here
What Makes Your Marketing Service So Effective? Can You Guarantee Delivery?
The Holy Grail to digital marketing in the 21st century is consistency to bypass modern spam filters. There is nothing like the feeling of wasting several hours on a super clever and impactful HTML design template only to have your first test email blocked by every major spam filter (Google's bulletproof!). What I find works best to dominate these smart filters is a multicombination of spam checking tools with simple majority text-based emails, and avoiding anything that appears "too good to be true"—especially in light of U.S. anti-spam laws.


Oh Yes, We Even Obey State Regulations!
Does Your Charity Foundation Provide Tuition Assistance and Who Qualifies?
The Robert Love foundation offers future tuition assistance of at least $1,000 for all children under the age of 3. As founder and C.E.O. I aim to provide college tuition assistance to as many candidates as possible who graduate High School with a GPA of 3.0 or higher (i.e. Honor Role). These "grants" issued by the Robert Love foundation shall be considered conditional—per diem, and be invalidated if the student does not achieve the minimum GPA requirement. I strive to encourage strong student and parental accountability.


How Do I Know You Are Legit? What Financial Documents Are Available?
The Robert Love foundation operates under the proprietorship of Robert Love, formally Robert's Computer Service of Somersworth, NH. To ensure complete satisfaction to our business associates, donors and skeptics, I always have my most available IRS Tax Return and Yearly Accounting Spreadsheet accessible to the public domain and you may download them Here. My confidence is in Christ, and I encourage others to be as Genuine, Honest and Transparent as I am. Starting a New England business is difficult—but easier when we unite.🤝


You Forever Broke My Heart When You Sold My Public Information! Can I Sue?
If you feel as though the Robert Love foundation is in violation of U.S. Law then I suggest you to sue me personally for punitive damages. Understand; wild blueberries do not pick themselves—but if you have a concern with me collecting your business information from your public Facebook, you should be wiser to not post information you do not want shared with other users on the internet. We respect privacy when it is in private. I have no problem with you otherwise requesting to opt-out of our research and data collection Here.


Why Do You Limit Mastro Sales to Only New England Businesses? Political Bias?
The purpose of our 10,000+ New England business list has nothing to do with politics, and was inspired to prosper our New England families, not out-of-state corporations or foreign interests. My explicit goal here is to keep New England trade within New England in hope to dishearten these business "vultures" who otherwise care less about New England residents, especially our local farmers who grow the food we eat at dinnertime. If you are from California or reside in United Kingdom–pardon me, but you are not welcome to scavenge our profits.


How Can Robert Love Help My School, Ministry, Orphanage or Bible Church?
The Robert Love foundation emphasizes strictly on faith and obedience to the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ. If your Christian organization is found to be genuine and sincere in your Love mission for Jesus, then we shall consider promoting your missionary work in the Lord through mass email marketing and social media platforms like Facebook, X and YouTube. These tools can introduce your school, ministry, orphanage or church to other like-minded believers to raise funds and support our mission here at MyGiftMatters.org.


Are You IRC 501(c)(3) Approved?
The Robert Love foundation is intentionally not IRC 501(c)(3) since we want to create and promote legit unadulterated charity. We as Biblical Christians find that the majority of charitable organizations under IRC 501(c)(3) abuse this tax loophole for donations that exceed $17,000 per individual per year, or far beyond what the average person contributes to charity. The incentive to give to orphans and neighbors should have nothing to do with tax credits or tax incentives and everything to do with the sincere Love of Jesus Christ.


How Are Money Donations Spent and What Do You Benefit from My Charity?
Our spending priority of the Robert Love foundation are children's schools and orphanages all around the world—This includes building new schools, and providing children with food and clothes. Your charity also goes to the administration of our foundation, charity giveaways, education grants, and finally awarding 1 penny of every dollar to me for my perseverance as the President (C.E.O.), Accounting Manager, Marketing Manager, Operations Manager, and (my absolute most favorite!) Jezebel Slayer of New England.


How Efficient Is Your Charity and How Do You Compare With Other Organizations?
For every dollar donated to World Vision, 80 cents goes to their mission.
For every dollar donated to Helen Keller, 81 cents goes to their mission.
For every dollar donated to United Way, 85 cents goes to their mission.
For every dollar donated to Goodwill, 82 cents goes to their mission.
For every dollar donated to Girls Inc., 76 cents goes to their mission.
For every dollar donated to American Humane, 71 cents goes to their mission.


For every dollar donated to MyGiftMatters.org, ⩾90 cents goes to our mission. We do not claim to be the most efficient, but considering our average transaction fee is 5.69%, our efficacy is Legendary with only one man running the majority of operations.


Come to Me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.
– Mathew 11:28
Why Do You Have a "Secret Vault" and How Can I Access Your Treasure/Booty?
Excuse me while I light my carcinogenic-free spliff and educate neighbors of what it means to be Born-again. The Secret Vault is a place where I eradicate the debt of the enemy Satan and all of his efforts to kill, steal and destroy my Biblical, God-ordained firstborn inheritance. I have accumulated 20 years of backdoor computing know-how, where unlike your books, there are no limits. You will come to the Truth the easy way by paying $100/month to provide for children, or you will be ashamed openly and lose all of my financial blessings.